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Best Pre-Opening Day in a Long Time

Everyone who hates the Cardinals had a great day yesterday.  It was my pleasure to watch the worst closer in baseball finally run out of luck.  Ryan Franklin was a below average starter but somehow he has been able to pull save after nearly blown save out of his ass.  Its probably the “genius” of Dave Duncan and Tony LaRussa.  When asked for comment, Adam Wainwright’s overused right elbow said, “Oh yeah.  Fucking geniuses alright.”

Last night, sporting the classiest goatee outside of a West Virginia tractor pull, Franklin gave up the tying homerun in the ninth to wispy centerfielder Cameron Maybin.  In Franklin’s defense Maybin is a powerhouse with a career 13 homers under his belt.  In conclusion…..Go Cubs!

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  1. Alexia
    April 1, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    Booooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Cubs didn’t do so hot on their opening day either.

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